She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
