I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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