ugly people sure do ruin things
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
