if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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