id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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