she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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