it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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