i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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