porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
COCAINE IS GR8
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