last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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