Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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