How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The ass gains better be worth it
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