Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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