you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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