I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
