Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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