I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm going to jail i love you
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I wear drunk well.
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