Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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