well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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