yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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