My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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