Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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