That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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