you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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