5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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