ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Randomize
