haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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