I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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