would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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