I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
my liver is dry heaving
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