8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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