oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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