At least make sure they are 18
Why
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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