we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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