My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
