smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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