I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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