Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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