Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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