why didn't you poke me back
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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