it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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