do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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