around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
