I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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