I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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