It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
