Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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