I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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