I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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