and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My pussy is not your playground.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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